Thursday, September 27, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Man filed report for his lost cocaine
Updated: 9:45 p.m. ET Sept 19, 2007
SEATTLE - Federal agents thought there was something fishy about Leroy Carr.
On four occasions since last December, Carr either crossed the Canadian border or was found near it with thousands of dollars in cash, according to a complaint filed in U.S. District Court. He also sometimes carried night vision goggles and a GPS device programmed with coordinates for a well-known drug-smuggling trail.
But Carr refused to speak with Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, and they let him go — until he called to ask if they had seen his cocaine.
According to the complaint, he told agents that on Aug. 3, he had stashed two blue backpacks containing 68 pounds of cocaine by the entrance to a Boy Scout camp near the Canadian border. When he returned the next day, they were gone, he said.
Carr, of suburban Federal Way, asked if ICE could put out a news release saying that federal agents had seized the drugs. That way, according to the complaint, the organization he was working for would believe his statements that he hadn't stolen them.
Two weeks later, a Boy Scout ranger found the backpacks, which were dry and in good shape, and called police.
Carr was arrested last weekend on a federal charge of cocaine possession with intent to distribute. He made his initial appearance in U.S. District Court in Seattle on Monday and is scheduled for a detention hearing Thursday.
Carr's attorney, Nancy Tenney, was out of the office Wednesday morning and did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20878621/?gt1=10357)
SEATTLE - Federal agents thought there was something fishy about Leroy Carr.
On four occasions since last December, Carr either crossed the Canadian border or was found near it with thousands of dollars in cash, according to a complaint filed in U.S. District Court. He also sometimes carried night vision goggles and a GPS device programmed with coordinates for a well-known drug-smuggling trail.
But Carr refused to speak with Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, and they let him go — until he called to ask if they had seen his cocaine.
According to the complaint, he told agents that on Aug. 3, he had stashed two blue backpacks containing 68 pounds of cocaine by the entrance to a Boy Scout camp near the Canadian border. When he returned the next day, they were gone, he said.
Carr, of suburban Federal Way, asked if ICE could put out a news release saying that federal agents had seized the drugs. That way, according to the complaint, the organization he was working for would believe his statements that he hadn't stolen them.
Two weeks later, a Boy Scout ranger found the backpacks, which were dry and in good shape, and called police.
Carr was arrested last weekend on a federal charge of cocaine possession with intent to distribute. He made his initial appearance in U.S. District Court in Seattle on Monday and is scheduled for a detention hearing Thursday.
Carr's attorney, Nancy Tenney, was out of the office Wednesday morning and did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20878621/?gt1=10357)
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
The Gorilla & the Red Neck
A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Walmart
A loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeters says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
The Wal-Mart Greeters says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Birth of a New Season
Don't expect to see your boyfriends till early February unless you've got on your favorite jersey and are standing by with a case of bud light (and maybe some wings). Yes it's that time again... football season! And that means Sundays are Holy days again. Where we pay homage to LaDainian Tomlinson, and share communion with chips and beer. Get excited; It starts tonight!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/schedule
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Miss Teen South Carolina
Wow, I sure hope she can help "the Iraq" and "South Africa" someday with her crown!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Brilliant Ads
Here are some of the best... http://inventorspot.com/articles/taking_transportation_next_level_6455
Thrift Shop Experience
The Borrowed LP is a themed, 12-track mixtape with instros taken from Gang Starr’s “The Ownerz.” Each song works as part of a fictional night at a college house party, linked together with short interludes to help flesh out the story. At 45-minutes, the mixtape is quick, but it’s a thorough dose of hip hop. Definitely has the boom bap sound that defines Primo’s music but it’s also got a mashed-up quality to it – think Slug meets Lupe at Vince Vaughn’s house. With Guiliani playing beerpong on the deck. With the Bush twins.
You can download The Borrowed LP here – http://www.zshare.net/download/3461317b97639b/
You can download The Borrowed LP here – http://www.zshare.net/download
Best Japanese Television Clips... EVERRR
This is why TV is better in Japan...
If I only knew what they were saying!
Human Tetris
A different way of playing baseball
Tongue Twisters
Hung Like a Horse
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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