Drunk hedgehog taken to hospital

A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.
The prickly creature - nicknamed Tipsy - was 'squealing loudly' when animal rescuers arrived at the scene in Braunton, Devon.

She was taken to the Prickly Ball Hedgehog Hospital in nearby Newton Abbot and woke up the next day nursing a massive hangover.

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They make their mark in mug shot history

(CNN) -- Police say guilt was written all over their faces.

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Carroll Police Chief Cayler told CNN the strange disguises made it easier for his officers.

"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away," Cayler said jokingly. "I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I've never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker."

Cayler said police believe one of the alleged burglars targeted the home because he suspected his girlfriend had a relationship with the man who lived there.

things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two.

--Carroll Police Chief Cayler
"They probably were just not thinking straight and figured we'll go out and scare the guy or whatever," Cayler said. "[They were] being dumb and combine that with alcohol and it was the perfect storm."

Both men were charged with attempted burglary, and McNelly was charged additionally with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Lawyers for the two men could not be reached for comment.

Cayler said he's been fielding calls about the case from news media outlets from all over the country -- mostly because of their funny-looking mug shots.

"I've been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two -- strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time."

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How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Beyonce Clown (from creeped out to hysterical in 2.2 seconds)

there's no service on the downtown side

National Aerobics Championship 1989 USA Individual Male

Radical

The Radical - watch more funny videos

Radical, who I found funnier than I would really care to admit. Technically it'll take one more street-running nudist dude in Williamsburg to make an Official Trend, but why wait? Get running, bored pervs!

Love is funny: Awesomely BAD engagement photos

....then they were hit by a car.



Now I ain't sayin' she a GOLD DIGGER....



He's trying to escape!!!



"ahh!!!! WE'RE GOING TO EAT ICECREAM TOGETHER FOR THE REST OF OUR LIIIVES!"



Congratulations on your abusive relationship.



The penis comes first.



HE CAUGHT ME!



Were they trying to look like TWILIGHT?



The evolution of our cheesy love.....



Look MOM, she wears a TEN! With our feet combined, we'll have NBA stars



They must be virgins, to not see how inappropriate this is.



When has one EVER fallen asleep half way in the Ocean???



EEE! Ee ah ah!! She then scratched her pits and ate a banana.

Baby born at 9:09 on 9/9/09 weighs 9 lbs., 9 oz.

LA CROSSE, Wis. - No doubt about it, the nines have it. Chuck Berendes of La Crosse said he will never forget the birthday of his third child, born Wednesday on the ninth day of the ninth month in the year 2009.

Nor will Berendes and his wife, Polly, forget Henry Michael's arrival time — at 9:09 a.m. by Cesarean section at Franciscan Skemp Medical Center in La Crosse.

But they got the biggest laugh when the newborn was placed on the delivery room scale following his birth.

Seniors get free flu shots - at topless club

Florida topless club offers up free flu shots. And why shouldn't they? Why not free Viagra too?

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Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech

Match those heels & 'hails'

Time to retire the classic two-fingered whistle and let down that skirt!

A Manhattan designer has created a new, classier and far more fashion-forward way to hail a cab.

Regine Basha's "taxi clutch" features a personal yellow taxi light -- spelled out in capital gold letters that can be set to flash on and off -- embedded in a black suede handbag. The lighted bag works wonders for flagging down cabbies -- especially at night or in the rain.

"Originally, I made bags with glow-in-the-dark piping," Basha said. "And I would use my bag to hail cabs because it stands out. Then I thought, how cool would it be if I had one that actually said 'Taxi' on it?"

Fashioned in homage to the classic taxi lights that once adorned many white-glove Upper East Side and Park Avenue buildings, the slick black clutch recalls a more genteel New York -- one in which ladies wore white gloves and weren't forced to run for cabs, in high heels, in the rain.

The $225 taxi clutch is one of many handbag styles in Basha's new 2Enlight10 collection of light-up purses -- which come with purple, pink or white lights embedded in metallic suede and embossed leather.

While buyers will have to wait until next Thursday for 2Enlight10 to launch its e-commerce site, they can check out the bag in action tonight. Taxi-clutch-wielding ladies will be out in force hailing cabs for Fashion Night Out attendees outside major department stores and at party hubs like the Meatpacking District.

"Our girls will be wearing the taxi bags and helping people into cabs," Basha said. "They'll have umbrellas too, if it rains. It will be a nice, do-good-type of thing."

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Beer Christmas Tree

Labor Dogs!

dog is lazy and shiftless, not paying his way through life at all. It's time to make your dog work for his food by attaching him to a scooter, bike or skateboard.

Booze Shot Gun

Only real party animals take shots via an alcohol gun. Because regular shot glasses are for losers, bro.

The Alcohol Shot Gun fires 1 oz of delicious booze right into your mouth (or onto your face, as it would probably turn into after a few rounds). It's the perfect way for you to turn a night of drinking into an awkward show of your aggressiveness and homoerotic tendencies. Party on, dudes.

Hot Chicks with Douchebags!

This site will make you laugh: Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Texts from Last night

Remember the text you shouldn't have sent last night???
THEY DO!

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RunPee - Helping your bladder enjoy the movies as much as you do!

This website is hilarious: RunPee


RunPee.com lists movies that are currently in movie theaters and when we think would be the best time to RunPee duruing those films. This way you not only know when to go but can also find out what you'll be missing! You will no longer miss those ultra-important scenes or need to come back to your seat & ask someone "what did I miss?"

Image of the Day: SMILE Somali Pirates have taken over your ship!

Judging by the smiles all around on both the MV Faina's Ukrainian crew and the pirates themselves, maybe getting your container ship hijacked in the Gulf of Aden isn't so horrible after all!

Acne Exaggering Light Keeps Teens at Bay

Here's a mean-spirited way to keep teenagers away from your place of business: a pink florescent light designed to make acne look much worse.

British local councils now have this, as well as the famous "mosquito" speaker that produces an annoying high-pitched tone that only young people can hear, at their disposal to give to shopkeepers who hate kids. It's all very dickish and over-the-top.

Is it just me, or does Britain seem like a downright fucking horrible place? Between bullshit like this, their decent into an Orwellian surveillance state, the terrible food and lousy climate, it's definitely fallen near the bottom of my list of places I want to go. Nice work, Britain.

End of Rainbow Captured, No Pot of Gold

Unfortunately, this gorgeous iPhone shot captured by amateur photographer Jason Erdkamp reveals that there are no leprechauns or pots of gold at the end of a rainbow—just SUVs. Bummer.

Cuchini - To Avoid Camel Toe this Summer!

Yes, there is a difference. It's called Cuchini, a pad that adheres to bikini bottoms, panties (iPhone panties too, rendering them useless,) or shorts to "smooth the ridges of a woman's mons pubis." Why would you like to do that? I don't have a single clue. Maybe I don't get this because I do like the suggestive "ridges of a woman's mons pubis" and it would be really awkward to slide my fingers in a bikini this summer to find this thing inside.

Japanese Toilet Kneeler puts you closer to the Action!

Splashes become a worry once you hit the high end of five feet, which is why this Japanese "Angels Knee Pillow" is a decent alternative, even if it is a little degrading.

The pillows come in two options, a split-mode one and a larger, single unit variety. It's pretty gross when you think about getting your junk THAT close to the toilet, but even grosser if you're so short that your goods actually touch the rim of the bowl. An easier solution would be just to pee sitting down.