Friday, July 17, 2009
Labor Dogs!
dog is lazy and shiftless, not paying his way through life at all. It's time to make your dog work for his food by attaching him to a scooter, bike or skateboard.
Booze Shot Gun
Only real party animals take shots via an alcohol gun. Because regular shot glasses are for losers, bro.
The Alcohol Shot Gun fires 1 oz of delicious booze right into your mouth (or onto your face, as it would probably turn into after a few rounds). It's the perfect way for you to turn a night of drinking into an awkward show of your aggressiveness and homoerotic tendencies. Party on, dudes.
RunPee - Helping your bladder enjoy the movies as much as you do!
This website is hilarious: RunPee
RunPee.com lists movies that are currently in movie theaters and when we think would be the best time to RunPee duruing those films. This way you not only know when to go but can also find out what you'll be missing! You will no longer miss those ultra-important scenes or need to come back to your seat & ask someone "what did I miss?"
RunPee.com lists movies that are currently in movie theaters and when we think would be the best time to RunPee duruing those films. This way you not only know when to go but can also find out what you'll be missing! You will no longer miss those ultra-important scenes or need to come back to your seat & ask someone "what did I miss?"
Image of the Day: SMILE Somali Pirates have taken over your ship!
Judging by the smiles all around on both the MV Faina's Ukrainian crew and the pirates themselves, maybe getting your container ship hijacked in the Gulf of Aden isn't so horrible after all!
Acne Exaggering Light Keeps Teens at Bay
Here's a mean-spirited way to keep teenagers away from your place of business: a pink florescent light designed to make acne look much worse.
British local councils now have this, as well as the famous "mosquito" speaker that produces an annoying high-pitched tone that only young people can hear, at their disposal to give to shopkeepers who hate kids. It's all very dickish and over-the-top.
Is it just me, or does Britain seem like a downright fucking horrible place? Between bullshit like this, their decent into an Orwellian surveillance state, the terrible food and lousy climate, it's definitely fallen near the bottom of my list of places I want to go. Nice work, Britain.
End of Rainbow Captured, No Pot of Gold
Unfortunately, this gorgeous iPhone shot captured by amateur photographer Jason Erdkamp reveals that there are no leprechauns or pots of gold at the end of a rainbow—just SUVs. Bummer.
Cuchini - To Avoid Camel Toe this Summer!
Yes, there is a difference. It's called Cuchini, a pad that adheres to bikini bottoms, panties (iPhone panties too, rendering them useless,) or shorts to "smooth the ridges of a woman's mons pubis." Why would you like to do that? I don't have a single clue. Maybe I don't get this because I do like the suggestive "ridges of a woman's mons pubis" and it would be really awkward to slide my fingers in a bikini this summer to find this thing inside.
Japanese Toilet Kneeler puts you closer to the Action!
Splashes become a worry once you hit the high end of five feet, which is why this Japanese "Angels Knee Pillow" is a decent alternative, even if it is a little degrading.
The pillows come in two options, a split-mode one and a larger, single unit variety. It's pretty gross when you think about getting your junk THAT close to the toilet, but even grosser if you're so short that your goods actually touch the rim of the bowl. An easier solution would be just to pee sitting down.
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